Perhaps we should suggest some rules:
The owner of the Phantom can pass the user/password to others, all e-mail addresses will return to admin, Phantoms that are corrosively offensive might be rewarded or deleted, Phantoms fuelling feuds will be withered and outed, all Phantoms will have the membership status "Phantom" to distance them from reality.
Possibles:
Granny Rustgirdle - An old lady with slipped moral values, who thinks facebook is an indecent sexual act
Old Hack - Ageing ex-reporter filing outrageous bogus news reports (we've seen him before)
President G Rosenburger III - Neo right wing anit-tree hugger
Weeeeelll....
We need a completely fearless and emotionless pedant, how about and official
Guest guest modelled on a semi-retired paperclip inspector for the royal mail (Blakey avatar?)....
and the phantoms would need spiritual guidance for all things er, spiritual, and a moral leader for all that's (i)moral? Padre Stinkfinger the Unwise.....?
And an habitually undieting fat woman with denial issues - y'know, the kind that shows up for xfactor auditions and thinks she's curvatious and big and beautiful when in fact she's a talentless scoffing great pig

Melinda Meat Wave...? Someone to get upset when we start picking on chunkies...
More later!