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#1 Chilly Willy

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Posted 15 September 2007 - 02:41 PM

Fat women make Free Willy look like a tic tac

when a fat woman steps on the scale it says one at a time please

when a fat woman steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock

when a fat woman goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

when a fat woman went to a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

when a fat woman goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

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Posted 15 September 2007 - 02:57 PM

naughty Willy

BIG WOMAn like me want big man willy, I eat da fajita AAAALLL up!!!!!!

yuo like me and BBIIIIIIIIGGGG butock? chilly boy? you fead me lots of mexican sausge I gona get super big fatt just for you


not laughing at the fatt women naughty willy, we pretty and we love LOOOONG time when we eat and sit on you

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Posted 16 September 2007 - 06:55 AM

naughty Willy

BIG WOMAn like me want big man willy, I eat da fajita AAAALLL up!!!!!!

yuo like me and BBIIIIIIIIGGGG butock? chilly boy? you fead me lots of mexican sausge I gona get super big fatt just for you


not laughing at the fatt women naughty willy, we pretty and we love LOOOONG time when we eat and sit on you

HAbbw

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Posted 16 September 2007 - 11:03 PM

I rescued this little snippet:

Fatist remarks.

Dear Sir,

I would like to complain about the recent advert placed in the Manchester Evening News for a Technical Support Engineer. While most of the advert was OK I must object strongly to the line "Please reply with your CV and also state your weight in kilograms".

Our personnel manager replies:

The position was also advertised internally and this version contained no reference to weight at all.
While we have no intrinsic objection to obese people there are certain safety considerations to be taken into account.
Most overweight people are prone to wind and this could prove a serious fire hazard if inadvertently ignited.
Fat people can block fire exits and cause panic if they accidentally sit on someone.
Fat people are often late for work because they cannot run fast enough to catch the bus.
Technical Support is very overcrowded and there literally is no room for an excessively large person.
We can actually fit two or even three people into the same space taken by a fat bastard.

Comments TSG manager:

I have no objection to fat people. I once had an affair with a very, very fat girl. She sat on my water bed and it burst. We went for a bath together and I couldn't fit in, neither could the water. We took a ride on the bus and I had to pay for three seats. Our favourite game was hide the fifty pence piece. She would hide this in a fold of fat and I had to find it, I lost three quid one night. Her bra was a bugger to get off, it had six clips and we used to keep potatoes in it. We drifted apart and she went off with a guy from Lytham St Annes who had a metal detector, I think he's got my three quid.


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#5 gazmungus

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Posted 17 September 2007 - 07:30 AM

Why do fat women stink?






So blind people can hate them too..




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#6 Chilly Willy

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Posted 17 September 2007 - 12:38 PM

What do Kermit the Frog and Roseanne Barr’s husband have in common?
They both enjoy fucking pigs.

How can you tell a woman has a huge ass? You have to take a mule to
get to the bottom of her crack.

What do you call a 300 pound woman? Fat.

How do you know a woman is to fat? Young lovers try to carve their
initials into her leg.

A fat woman went to the movies and sat next to everyone. What do Kermit the Frog and Roseanne Barr’s husband have in common?
They both enjoy fucking pigs.

How can you tell a woman has a huge ass? You have to take a mule to
get to the bottom of her crack.

What do you call a 300 pound woman? Fat.

How do you know a woman is to fat? Young lovers try to carve their
initials into her leg.

A fat woman went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

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Posted 17 September 2007 - 02:04 PM

Willem,

Do you know you keep repeating yourself?

Jeff
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Posted 17 September 2007 - 02:46 PM

Willem,

Do you know you keep repeating yourself?

Jeff



what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? what? que? :lol:

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Posted 17 September 2007 - 10:31 PM

When I was in grade school we had a substitute teacher named Mrs. Stretch (no shit!); once during a fire drill she got stuck in the doorway to the outside.

("I say! I find this entire conversation most offensive!")

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Posted 18 September 2007 - 11:47 AM

When I was in grade school we had a substitute teacher named Mrs. Stretch (no shit!); once during a fire drill she got stuck in the doorway to the outside.

("I say! I find this entire conversation most offensive!")



now that must be very fat! :lol:

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Posted 18 September 2007 - 08:52 PM

("I say! I find this entire conversation most offensive!")

20 times worse than child molesters :lol:

But its true, maybe this little section is a last bastion of sensibility.
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Posted 19 September 2007 - 09:18 AM

True, the bollocks section is one of the last bastions of sensibility.

I had to laugh on the ferry this week, we went on a bit of a posh ticket, so we had breakfast in the posh section, where it's a bit nicer and there's no scruffy types to sneeze all over the food :lol: :D

Anyways, one of the waitresses (who had a very nice arse indeed) brought out big refill tray of loverly succulent danish pastries, and as I live on a permanent diet, and don't get to often go near anything as minging as sugar, I mentally bagged one of the custard filled ones, I'd go back and collect it later I'd told myself....

Needless to say, this fuck off great big twatting wide load of an excuse for self inflicted diabetes (or pigbitch for short), happlessly lunges past and hoovers up the fucking lot quicker than you can say "glandular" :angry: :vomit:

Where's my fucking danish? I'll tell you where it is! It's probably partially digested and inefficiently smeared along the inside of her humungous hanging flabb anus cheek where she was too fucking fat to wipe the rancid turd gloopage away properly. :vomit:

I'm feeling a bit nasty today....... :lol:



I think we should have a points system awarded for how much theoretical offense we can cause.


I'll try to make up some jokes later....
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Posted 19 September 2007 - 06:04 PM

This is just your sort of caper I'd wager:-

http://www.shockabso...eter/shock.html

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if you select the DD to HH sizes you'll be in for a laugh!

But if you get turned on by it I don't want to know.

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 08:53 PM

The "A" setting on maximum was just unreal!

Nipples don't get that active on those sizes.

Haven't stopped laughing. :lol:

You would have serious nipple burn in the marathon, or the 200 metres.
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Posted 20 September 2007 - 06:58 PM

I thought it was just a shame that it was a computer simulation.

But PLEASE NO, Chillem Willem, don't post up any youtube of you BBW fuckbuddies running without bras!!!!!!

:lol:


Do you get jogger's nipple Jeff?

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