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HUMBUG the official XMAS blows thread

#46 thejim

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 11:56 AM

Catfood is the worst smell to deal with in the morning. :wub:

No wonder cats lick their arses to get rid of the taste!

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#47 rob

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 12:12 PM

I don't know -- I always figured catfood was kind of a Juicy Spam. Ya know, like JAM. :wub:

How about a Miracle Whip, Deviled Ham, and Velveeta on Wonder Bread sandwich? Just thinking about it makes me wonder how any one from my generation is still alive today.

Worst smell in a can? Alpo. Your dog will lick your cat's ass to get rid of that taste.

How to keep your tiger happy? Seigfried and Roy in a can.

#48 Guest_gazzza_*

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 12:28 PM

thejim, on Dec 8 2005, 11:56 AM, said:

No wonder cats lick their arses to get rid of the taste!
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nice one!

next time I don't like the taste of something - I'll go and lick the old feline pencil sharpener

yummy!

#49 thejim

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 02:25 PM

Well, they look like macdonald's donuts anyway!

You're a grotesque, ugly freak and you're wrong. Thankyou.
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#50 Guest_gazzza_*

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 02:48 PM

fuckin' old macdonald - did well for 'imself after he sold that bastard farm

I built a 7 foot tall snowman when I was clearing the drive yesterday (pic to foller)

an' the fuckin' things been pissed up by several dogs and sprayed to high hell by some unsnipped pussys.....

can't go near the f*cker now

from now on when anyone in the neighbourhood builds a snowman there'll be about 10 pints of lager I'm gonna process personally......

bollocks and merry xmas to 'em!

:vomit:

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hey Rob, Juicy Spam is a great band name! :wub:

#51 thejim

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 03:04 PM

Speaking of great names, I am calling my guitar modding sideline

"easy pink guitar works"

It kind of makes sense.

You're a grotesque, ugly freak and you're wrong. Thankyou.
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#52 Villager

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 03:54 PM

thejim, on Dec 8 2005, 03:04 PM, said:

Speaking of great names, I am calling my guitar modding sideline

"easy pink guitar works"

It kind of makes sense.
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easy pink in guitar would spell e-pig

and what about Lucy's Juicy Spam? :w00t:

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#53 thejim

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 03:59 PM

OO AAAR.

I be oot ta sort thar drainage in thar lower field.

(puts on flat cap and starts Massey Ferguson)

Now Get orf my land!

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#54 rob

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 04:07 PM

Villager, on Dec 8 2005, 03:54 PM, said:

thejim, on Dec 8 2005, 03:04 PM, said:

Speaking of great names, I am calling my guitar modding sideline

"easy pink guitar works"

It kind of makes sense.
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

easy pink in guitar would spell e-pig

and what about Lucy's Juicy Spam? :w00t:

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e-pig == electric pig?

Aunt Lucy's Juicy Spam

#55 Guest_some old hippie in Woodstock, NY_*

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 06:01 PM

thejim, on Dec 8 2005, 03:04 PM, said:

Speaking of great names, I am calling my guitar modding sideline

"easy pink guitar works"

It kind of makes sense.
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So your next CD should be called "Music from Easy Pink"? (Apologies to Robbie Robertson et al.)

#56 Kai

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Posted 08 December 2005 - 06:48 PM

Sorry, that last one was mine. :w00t:

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