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#16 User is offline   jahloon 

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 10:01 PM

Just got the vid to download and work (3rd attempt) pretty hot stuff.

Traffic regs are for cars. Always wanted to get busted speeding on a pedal bike but the most you can hope for in the UK is getting charged for not having a bell.

Yes, I said bell!

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Posted 04 October 2005 - 07:24 AM

Can't you fool them by saying you can make bell sounds with your mouth? It would work if they don't ask you to prove it :P

I've seen the video too, maybe there should be a similar event on the next fretless festival :unsure:

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Posted 04 October 2005 - 02:49 PM

I have set off speed cameras on my downhill bike, I wonder what the cops make of it when they process the pics!
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Posted 04 October 2005 - 09:48 PM

thejim, on Oct 4 2005, 02:49 PM, said:

I have set off speed cameras on my downhill bike, I wonder what the cops make of it when they process the pics!
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Magic! I've got it.

Just like the NYC bike vid, you approach the speed camera on a bike with a tow from your mates car, release and pass through said camera at a phenomenal rate. Your mate should do an emergency stop before the camera so as not to give the game away.

Later, if you are ever caught speeding you can site the fact that the speed camera surely must be faulty if a cyclist registers 65mph (100Kph).

Do same with roller blades / skateboard / hospital bed with wheels / food trolley / samsonite suitcase (hold on tight), try to give an evil grin to camera.

Result? Total collapse of the capitalist system, speed cameras outlawed, compulsary registration of anything with wheels, sense of humour tax.

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 12:51 AM

Mandatory internal combustion engines.
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 05:52 AM

Well, the best I can boast at the moment is 65kmh is in a 30kmh limit (20mph) yes they do have them here in Norway, that's the best my old touring bike and my fattarse will do....

I have a nice, long downhill near me that has a tendency to a tail wind - I'll see what the new bike's good for when the f***ing thing arrives...(don't even think about it Postie!)

'Tis nice to see we have such a heathy respect for the governments moral money making scams, there'll be speed limit enforcement for pedestrians next.

But wouldn't wheelchairs be exempt from speed limits if piloted by a disabled person?

'cause you certainly can't get busted for walking 40mph in a 30 zone? :unsure:

Any lawyers care to extraplolate - and off the clock of course.....

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 06:00 AM

rob, on Oct 5 2005, 12:51 AM, said:

Mandatory internal combustion engines.
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absolutely!

Great thinking that man!

And all personal vehicles must be >2 tons and shaped like a house brick.

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Posted 05 October 2005 - 10:11 AM

corcoran, on Oct 5 2005, 06:00 AM, said:

rob, on Oct 5 2005, 12:51 AM, said:

Mandatory internal combustion engines.
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absolutely!

Great thinking that man!

And all personal vehicles must be >2 tons and shaped like a house brick.

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You getting ready to move to the US?
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 01:06 PM

rob, on Oct 5 2005, 10:11 AM, said:

You getting ready to move to the US?
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:D

OUCH!

They would never want anyone like me over there, I'm far too much of an idiot.

Besides someone might like my ideas that only minimum wage people, communists and illegal immigrants should pay taxes, and your right to how many votes you get is based on how wealthy you are, and the higher standing people in society should be exempt from any kind of petty crimes such as embezzlement and fraud. Your right to freedom of speech should be determined by the legal profession only. And don't forget to toss out the constitution, or recycle the paper it was written on to mop up the turtle soup or the odd crude oil spillage.

I thought the introduction of compulsory Fox News would be going way too far to the right - as would putting Kermit the Frog in the white house :unsure: .


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Posted 06 October 2005 - 05:28 PM

NOT the gazza, on Oct 5 2005, 08:06 AM, said:

Besides someone might like my ideas that only minimum wage people, communists  and illegal immigrants should pay taxes, and your right to how many votes you get is based on how wealthy you are, and the higher standing people in society should be exempt from any kind of petty crimes such as embezzlement and fraud. Your right to freedom of speech should be determined by the legal profession only. And don't forget to toss out the constitution, or recycle the paper it was written on to mop up the turtle soup or the odd crude oil spillage.

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Ah, so you have spent some quality time here recently then. :unsure:
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 05:55 PM

NOT the gazza, on Oct 5 2005, 01:06 PM, said:

(the above post was meant only as humour in the saddest and most pathetic sense of the word - if it at all offends, then I'll be sorry and the bollocks forum moderator should very happily remove it, along with his underpants and chest hair.)
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Now when have we censored anything?

Like I said before, the CB section is specially for you!

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Posted 07 October 2005 - 06:32 AM

Kai, on Oct 6 2005, 05:28 PM, said:

Ah, so you have spent some quality time here recently then.  :D
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:D

Nah - just caught about 2 mins of Fox news once.

Actually, the idea for the post came from an old pub game, called 'idiocracy' or something like that, where instead of discussing actual politics, we'd get drunk and vent by creating the the most rediculous government from hell, always seemed to have more fun with creating extreme lefties though - ie, compulsory lesbianism, male castration and organic ice cream...

It doesn't work on the internet though. :unsure:

but also workd with religion.

jahloon, on Oct 6 2005, 05:55 PM, said:

Now when have we censored anything?

Like I said before, the CB section is specially for you!

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:(

I must be sooooooo full of shit

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Posted 07 October 2005 - 11:19 PM

corcoran, on Oct 7 2005, 01:32 AM, said:

Kai, on Oct 6 2005, 05:28 PM, said:

Ah, so you have spent some quality time here recently then.  :lol:
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Nah - just caught about 2 mins of Fox news once.

Actually, the idea for the post came from an old pub game, called 'idiocracy' or something like that, where instead of discussing actual politics, we'd get drunk and vent by creating the the most rediculous government from hell, always seemed to have more fun with creating extreme lefties though - ie, compulsory lesbianism, male castration and organic ice cream...

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Understandable - I tend to have lived in closer proximity to the looniest of the left than to their mirror twins in crypto-fascisti land, so I'd find it easier as well to come up with similar examples.

Indeed there were times in Berkeley, Calif., where I wondered for a moment if I was going to be abducted and spirited off to a vegan re-education camp for wearing a leather belt... (Most probably if I mentioned the Burrito Grande con Pollo y Queso Adicional I had for lunch.)

You forgot the compulsory hummous dip at all social gatherings... Seems to go with the other compulsory.

But hey, I like organic ice cream! (as long as it's not that soy or rice-milk crap.)
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Posted 07 October 2005 - 11:51 PM

I used to only wear cloth belts and non-leather shoes. Then I lived next to sheep for a year. Now I have a leather couch.

OK, I still don't eat sheep.

You could always go with the right-leaning "low carb" ice cream.
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 07:05 AM

rob, on Oct 7 2005, 11:51 PM, said:

OK, I still don't eat sheep.
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Duuuuuuude!

It's okay! you're talking to a cornishman 'my'annnnsome'

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gotta go back there next week :D

on a vagely on topic note, I wrecked my old analogue vid camera on the handlebars the other day.....


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