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#1 jahloon

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 01:27 PM

Well what about a toy mouse that sings paedophiles instead of jingle bells?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...paedophile.html

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#2 gazmungus

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 03:07 PM

Anyone so mindlessly pointless as to waste cash on such a piece of utter tat deserves to have their offspring offended by such an outragous incomprehensible garbled warble...

Christmas shit like that should be banned. It's all just potential landfill. We've got an environment to save.

There ya go - first xmas rant of the season! :w00t:

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#3 jahloon

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 04:25 PM

Hears the one about the sweary parrot, I've got one, its much ruder than the quotes here...

http://www.timesonli...icle5933538.ece

And here's where you can buy it:

http://www.find-me-a...ot-keyring.html

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#4 gazmungus

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 05:08 PM

Had to see on youtubby how they performed and found this:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk9Z9mn3ORk...feature=related

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#5 Kai

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 11:33 PM

corcoran, on Dec 7 2009, 12:08 PM, said:

Had to see on youtubby how they performed and found this:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk9Z9mn3ORk...feature=related

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OMFG. What is that thing supposed to be?! Were they fookin' blind?!

I found myself hearing an alternate soundtrack: Monty Python's "Every Sperm is Sacred"...

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