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#1 User is online   jahloon 

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 07:29 PM

Go on then....
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 01:00 AM

View Postjahloon, on Oct 22 2009, 08:29 PM, said:

Go on then....

Come on man. With that title I was expecting at least a link.
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 07:46 AM

MINGE!

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Posted 23 October 2009 - 09:39 AM

Two hairy ginger agnostic insomniac dislexic transvestite hermaphrodites wander into a pub and one says to the other,

"I'm need the bathroom" so the other says....

"Here, don't forget your umbrella, it's a whopper"
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 09:48 AM

Whats got 6 legs, 3 stomachs, two aubergines and a bucket?

spongebath.





Oink oink. Wibble.
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 10:09 AM

What's green and eats nuts?

syphylis
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 03:42 PM

View Postcorcoran, on Oct 23 2009, 11:09 AM, said:

What's green and eats nuts?

syphylis

:lol: :lol:
That's more like it.
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Posted 23 October 2009 - 04:05 PM

View Postrob, on Oct 23 2009, 05:42 PM, said:

View Postcorcoran, on Oct 23 2009, 11:09 AM, said:

What's green and eats nuts?

syphylis

:lol: :(
That's more like it.


agree! :lol:
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Posted 24 October 2009 - 09:25 AM

When does a fat lass drop her chips?

When she has an orgasm.
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Posted 24 October 2009 - 09:52 AM

View Postjahloon, on Oct 24 2009, 10:25 AM, said:

When does a fat lass drop her chips?

When she has an orgasm.

:lol: That one's got visual impact. The city streets in the UK at night are, um, er, charming.
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Posted 24 October 2009 - 02:11 PM

View Postjahloon, on Oct 24 2009, 11:25 AM, said:

When does a fat lass drop her chips?

When she has an orgasm.


From Viz (fatslags)

"You'll 'ave t' tech uz from b'hind - yer breath stinks o' puke...."

:lol:


What's the difference between a fat woman and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it wont follow you around for next few weeks...





Why do fat women smell?

So blind people can hate them too.



etc etc etc...
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 04:31 PM

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 05:56 PM

View Postjahloon, on Oct 25 2009, 05:31 PM, said:

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Wow! No more need for condoms.
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