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#1 User is online   jahloon 

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 06:47 AM

Its about time we got down to some serious bollocks nonsense:

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 09:41 AM

shampoo for tonsils?

What a novel idea!
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 09:47 AM

View Postcorcoran, on Sep 22 2009, 10:41 AM, said:

shampoo for tonsils?

What a novel idea!

Genius!

Hairy tonsils. :unsure:

Extract:

"I'm afraid, Sir Peregrin, that your hairy tonsils doth hang lower than a Scotsman's sporran." (from Jane Austin's thistle diaries)
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 10:05 AM

View Postjahloon, on Sep 22 2009, 11:47 AM, said:

Scotsman's sporran


:unsure:

perfect new muff name!

as in:-

"Nice sporran!"

or

"having a brazilian on one's sporran"

or

"sporran diving"

etc, etc, etc....
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Posted 23 September 2009 - 07:00 PM

View Postcorcoran, on Sep 22 2009, 11:05 AM, said:

View Postjahloon, on Sep 22 2009, 11:47 AM, said:

Scotsman's sporran

:unsure:
perfect new muff name!
as in:-
"Nice sporran!"
or
"having a brazilian on one's sporran"
or
"sporran diving"
etc, etc, etc....

Worra about a Bermuda Triangle?

i.e. so capacious there are sailors lost in there, missing airmen, abandoned yachts etc. Seroiusly exceeds the capacity of a Wizard's Sleeve or Clown's Pocket.
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Posted 24 September 2009 - 08:01 AM

bollocks shampoo.....a hole in the market?
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