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The Village Pub a quiet corner for a drink and a chat

Poll: Entrance to the Pub

The doorman's responsibilities

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The Manager's view

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The Barmaid (position is open, we are interviewing)

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#1 User is online   jahloon 

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Posted 03 August 2009 - 04:19 PM

Well here's the poll, with enough interest the Village Pub will soon be open for business.

(For those of you who missed it, Rob thought a Pub might be a good section of the site, not normally available for guests, so people can (or can't) let off steam.)

Oh, I better point out that "Hon Members" are those who we have seen take an active interest in the Forum, and not just signed up and done nothing.

We are migrating Members to "Hon Members" (50 so far) as quick as we can, drop us a line if we forgot you.
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Posted 03 August 2009 - 05:26 PM

View Postjahloon, on Aug 3 2009, 05:19 PM, said:

Well here's the poll, with enough interest the Village Pub will soon be open for business.

(For those of you who missed it, Rob thought a Pub might be a good section of the site, not normally available for guests, so people can (or can't) let off steam.)

Option 2 on the barmaid reminds of an image that shall never leave my mind. I was in a shop in a village in Shropshire buying some wine, when my attention was diverted to a rather large couple having an argument about which frozen chips they should purchase. Then my eye was caught by the cable of a set of iPod headphones heading towards the woman's cleavage. I could just see the top edge of an iPod classic sticking out from the top of her breasts. Do you suppose the thing was overheated? And, I didn't think that iPods were waterproof.
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Posted 03 August 2009 - 06:21 PM

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Give me two please!

View Postrob, on Aug 3 2009, 06:26 PM, said:

View Postjahloon, on Aug 3 2009, 05:19 PM, said:

Well here's the poll, with enough interest the Village Pub will soon be open for business.

(For those of you who missed it, Rob thought a Pub might be a good section of the site, not normally available for guests, so people can (or can't) let off steam.)

Option 2 on the barmaid reminds of an image that shall never leave my mind. I was in a shop in a village in Shropshire buying some wine, when my attention was diverted to a rather large couple having an argument about which frozen chips they should purchase. Then my eye was caught by the cable of a set of iPod headphones heading towards the woman's cleavage. I could just see the top edge of an iPod classic sticking out from the top of her breasts. Do you suppose the thing was overheated? And, I didn't think that iPods were waterproof.


You mean milkproof..... :blush:
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 04:23 AM

View Postniehorster, on Aug 3 2009, 07:21 PM, said:

You mean milkproof..... :blush:


Actually, I meant sweat proof :blush:.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 07:12 AM

View Postrob, on Aug 4 2009, 06:23 AM, said:

View Postniehorster, on Aug 3 2009, 07:21 PM, said:

You mean milkproof..... :blush:


Actually, I meant sweat proof :blush: .


So you are talking about big mammal protuberances? All sweaty? :blush:
I'll rather have a cold milkshake!

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 12:55 PM

View Postjahloon, on Aug 3 2009, 12:19 PM, said:

Well here's the poll, with enough interest the Village Pub will soon be open for business.

(For those of you who missed it, Rob thought a Pub might be a good section of the site, not normally available for guests, so people can (or can't) let off steam.)

Oh, I better point out that "Hon Members" are those who we have seen take an active interest in the Forum, and not just signed up and done nothing.

We are migrating Members to "Hon Members" (50 so far) as quick as we can, drop us a line if we forgot you.


I see I've voted with the majority...
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:48 PM

View PostSend me Love, on Aug 4 2009, 03:06 PM, said:

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Are you the Bapman molester?
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:53 PM

View Postniehorster, on Aug 4 2009, 02:48 PM, said:

View PostSend me Love, on Aug 4 2009, 03:06 PM, said:

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Are you the Bapman molester?

Ha ha :blush: , sounds like some sort of paedophile uncle!

This was just a spam advert for dope, I deleted it.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 01:59 PM

View Postjahloon, on Aug 4 2009, 03:53 PM, said:

View Postniehorster, on Aug 4 2009, 02:48 PM, said:

View PostSend me Love, on Aug 4 2009, 03:06 PM, said:

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Are you the Bapman molester?

Ha ha :blush: , sounds like some sort of paedophile uncle!

This was just a spam advert for dope, I deleted it.


:blush:
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:33 PM

View Postjahloon, on Aug 4 2009, 02:53 PM, said:

This was just a spam advert for dope, I deleted it.

Hippies spamming? The world is in total collapse.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:55 PM

View Postrob, on Aug 4 2009, 04:33 PM, said:

View Postjahloon, on Aug 4 2009, 02:53 PM, said:

This was just a spam advert for dope, I deleted it.

Hippies spamming? The world is in total collapse.



Maybe he was too stoned and didn't know what he was doing? :blush: Or just plain old?

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 03:00 PM

Those two are only in their 30's. The weed's a hard life.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 12:29 AM

View Postrob, on Aug 4 2009, 11:00 AM, said:

Those two are only in their 30's. The weed's a hard life.


:blush: :blush: :blush:

Ouch! (Glad I gave it up way back in my 20's.)
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 02:21 PM

So would that be a village pub in place of total bollocks?

If you've got a pub, then you might as well have public toilets for mister guest.guest to cottage in.... :blush:
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 03:18 PM

View Postcorcoran, on Aug 5 2009, 03:21 PM, said:

So would that be a village pub in place of total bollocks?

If you've got a pub, then you might as well have public toilets for mister guest.guest to cottage in.... :blush:
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No, not in place of total bollocks, just a different area to experiment in.
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