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#46 User is offline   Villager 

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 12:40 PM

Can you see the tampax widget exploding when you open the bottle? V
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Posted 08 August 2005 - 01:07 PM

Villager, on Aug 8 2005, 12:40 PM, said:

Can you see the tampax widget exploding when you open the bottle? V
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Sounds like the sort of thing you would buy in a Joke shop; "Exploding beer bottle tampax gag" - Watch your friends faces as the exploding tampax soaks up all of their beer.

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Posted 08 August 2005 - 04:05 PM

Coming in on the 4th page of this thread without seeing the last couple on page 3, is a little disorienting.
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Posted 08 August 2005 - 06:25 PM

rob, on Aug 8 2005, 04:05 PM, said:

Coming in on the 4th page of this thread without seeing the last couple on page 3, is a little disorienting.
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Oh, you do make me larf...

(it is complete bollocks, init?) --j
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Posted 08 August 2005 - 07:31 PM

jahloon, on Aug 8 2005, 06:25 PM, said:

rob, on Aug 8 2005, 04:05 PM, said:

Coming in on the 4th page of this thread without seeing the last couple on page 3, is a little disorienting.
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Oh, you do make me larf...

(it is complete bollocks, init?) --j
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It certainly is!
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Posted 08 August 2005 - 10:31 PM

jahloon, on Aug 8 2005, 01:07 PM, said:

Sounds like the sort of thing you would buy in a Joke shop; "Exploding beer bottle tampax gag" - Watch your friends faces as the exploding tampax soaks up all of their beer.

--j  :)
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not even I could expand on that joke, well done that man!

maybe there should be some system where you could win the tampon?

and all of it's ill gotten contents

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Posted 09 August 2005 - 08:41 AM

There is a cocktail which involves the use of a real tampon. But its name is too rude to mention!
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  Posted 12 August 2005 - 01:31 PM

Damn!

nearly managed to resist this one!

aforementioned cocktail has been reported to be :-

mustard, lime, vodka (of course!) and tomato juice (oblviously!) and garnished with a fresh tammy!

and answers to the name of **** **** (anagram.. 'tunp cump') .....shhhh!


but I never said it :(


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Posted 12 August 2005 - 04:33 PM

Good god, I meant a Harvey wall banger!
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Posted 14 August 2005 - 07:46 AM

thejim, on Aug 12 2005, 04:33 PM, said:

Good god, I meant a Harvey wall banger!
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don't dat one come wiv a condom? (sorry I have a cold)

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Posted 17 August 2005 - 08:12 AM

nope. That one's a sensational alex harvey wall banger. Not as popular as it used to be.
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Posted 17 August 2005 - 09:54 PM

thejim, on Aug 17 2005, 08:12 AM, said:

nope.  That one's a sensational alex harvey wall banger.  Not as popular as it used to be.
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Dude! In 1979 I was working in a record store. We got the "Live" album in. None of us had ever heard of them. Nor, had anyone else in the part of the world I was living in. I have no idea why they brought the album in. I took one look at the cover and said "this one is mine." I just located the album on the British iTunes. Now look what you've done. You're responsible for making me waste 12 pounds.
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Posted 19 August 2005 - 08:26 AM

Sorry, the cheque's in the post. Christ, I was born in 79. I feel rather young now......
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Posted 19 August 2005 - 02:39 PM

thejim, on Aug 19 2005, 08:26 AM, said:

Sorry, the cheque's in the post.  Christ, I was born in 79.  I feel rather young now......
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Sadly, I seem to remember him from 1974ish.

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Posted 19 August 2005 - 04:04 PM

1979 was a good year.
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