The Confessional a quiet place to spill the beans
Posted 08 August 2005 - 01:07 PM
Villager, on Aug 8 2005, 12:40 PM, said:
Sounds like the sort of thing you would buy in a Joke shop; "Exploding beer bottle tampax gag" - Watch your friends faces as the exploding tampax soaks up all of their beer.
Posted 08 August 2005 - 06:25 PM
rob, on Aug 8 2005, 04:05 PM, said:
Oh, you do make me larf...
(it is complete bollocks, init?) --j
Posted 08 August 2005 - 07:31 PM
Posted 08 August 2005 - 10:31 PM
jahloon, on Aug 8 2005, 01:07 PM, said:
not even I could expand on that joke, well done that man!
maybe there should be some system where you could win the tampon?
and all of it's ill gotten contents
all bollock'd out for tonight
Posted 12 August 2005 - 01:31 PM
nearly managed to resist this one!
aforementioned cocktail has been reported to be :-
mustard, lime, vodka (of course!) and tomato juice (oblviously!) and garnished with a fresh tammy!
and answers to the name of **** **** (anagram.. 'tunp cump') .....shhhh!
but I never said it
off to do something less useful.
Posted 14 August 2005 - 07:46 AM
thejim, on Aug 12 2005, 04:33 PM, said:
don't dat one come wiv a condom? (sorry I have a cold)
I feel sorry for the wall
Posted 17 August 2005 - 09:54 PM
thejim, on Aug 17 2005, 08:12 AM, said:
Dude! In 1979 I was working in a record store. We got the "Live" album in. None of us had ever heard of them. Nor, had anyone else in the part of the world I was living in. I have no idea why they brought the album in. I took one look at the cover and said "this one is mine." I just located the album on the British iTunes. Now look what you've done. You're responsible for making me waste 12 pounds.
Posted 19 August 2005 - 02:39 PM
thejim, on Aug 19 2005, 08:26 AM, said:
Sadly, I seem to remember him from 1974ish.