[jahloon]

OK, I'm trying to loose weight again.

Trouble is, I got the munchies. (settle down Willem)

But its only for specific stuff, like tonight its just for the juice from a tin of Italian Plum Tomatoes, not the tomatoes themselves, just the juice.

???

[rob]

jahloon, on Jun 1 2009, 10:59 PM, said:

OK, I'm trying to loose weight again.

Trouble is, I got the munchies. (settle down Willem)

But its only for specific stuff, like tonight its just for the juice from a tin of Italian Plum Tomatoes, not the tomatoes themselves, just the juice.

???

When my wife was pregnant, she craved bitter greens and apples. We figured she was needing some micro-nutrients that these contained. Maybe you are low on tin or bisphenol A.

[rob]

Any new strange cravings, or have you settled into your period of eating carrots and cardboard? I went through a point where I had to stop eating candy bars and such for snacks. I converted to rice cakes. After some time, you really can get used to eating foam.

[jahloon]

rob, on Jun 4 2009, 05:46 PM, said:

Any new strange cravings, or have you settled into your period of eating carrots and cardboard? I went through a point where I had to stop eating candy bars and such for snacks. I converted to rice cakes. After some time, you really can get used to eating foam.

Well, yesterday the craving for fish chips and peas with curry was overwhelming to the point of purchase.

Today a sausage and bacon barm won me over.

Oh how I have sinned.

[rob]

jahloon, on Jun 4 2009, 06:06 PM, said:

rob, on Jun 4 2009, 05:46 PM, said:

Any new strange cravings, or have you settled into your period of eating carrots and cardboard? I went through a point where I had to stop eating candy bars and such for snacks. I converted to rice cakes. After some time, you really can get used to eating foam.

Well, yesterday the craving for fish chips and peas with curry was overwhelming to the point of purchase.

Today a sausage and bacon barm won me over.

Oh how I have sinned.

What's a sausage and bacon barm? It doesn't sound much like diet food.

[jahloon]

rob, on Jun 4 2009, 09:30 PM, said:

What's a sausage and bacon barm? It doesn't sound much like diet food.

Err... that's sort of the point, its like a bread bun with sausages and bacon inside.

[rob]

jahloon, on Jun 4 2009, 10:00 PM, said:

rob, on Jun 4 2009, 09:30 PM, said:

What's a sausage and bacon barm? It doesn't sound much like diet food.

Err... that's sort of the point, its like a bread bun with sausages and bacon inside.

Does it have cheese on it?

[jahloon]

rob, on Jun 4 2009, 11:01 PM, said:

jahloon, on Jun 4 2009, 10:00 PM, said:

rob, on Jun 4 2009, 09:30 PM, said:

What's a sausage and bacon barm? It doesn't sound much like diet food.

Err... that's sort of the point, its like a bread bun with sausages and bacon inside.

Does it have cheese on it?

Good Lord No.

Its already alienated two major world religions without bringing in the Indian sub-continent.

[rob]

jahloon, on Jun 4 2009, 11:47 PM, said:

rob, on Jun 4 2009, 11:01 PM, said:

Does it have cheese on it?

Good Lord No.

Its already alienated two major world religions without bringing in the Indian sub-continent.

Well, it'll never sell in America then.

[rob]

rob, on Jun 5 2009, 01:26 AM, said:

jahloon, on Jun 4 2009, 11:47 PM, said:

rob, on Jun 4 2009, 11:01 PM, said:

Does it have cheese on it?

Good Lord No.

Its already alienated two major world religions without bringing in the Indian sub-continent.

Well, it'll never sell in America then.

I just realized something. If you make it with "American Cheese Food Products," you can sell it to Americans and still not offend anyones else's religious sensibilities. (Note: I didn't say you wouldn't offend their taste buds.)

[jahloon]

rob, on Jun 5 2009, 04:24 PM, said:

I just realized something. If you make it with "American Cheese Food Products," you can sell it to Americans and still not offend anyones else's religious sensibilities. (Note: I didn't say you wouldn't offend their taste buds.)

So you just add cheese to everything?

Does it have to be Monterey Jack?

Dr Fassbinder, on Jun 4 2009, 10:15 PM, said:

Jahloon I am zinking, dees cravings for fatty foodstuffs, it is the brain reacting to unusual circumstances, you are in ze period of denial, your body needs what it cannot have. You will never be satisfied. Face your inner self. You are missing Gazza, no?

Heavens, that's it!

Thursday was an iced bun craving, unsatisfied until Friday morning, courtesy Uncle Charlie. Friday was Steak and Ale pie, purveyed via expense account, tee hee.

[rob]

jahloon, on Jun 6 2009, 09:00 AM, said:

So you just add cheese to everything?

Yep. Cheese on pretty much anything. Cheese fries, cheese steak, ... The slogan that made America the masters of the free world, "Would you like cheese on that?"

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Does it have to be Monterey Jack?

No, no - certainly nothing as high quality as Monterey Jack. To truly be American, it's got to be "American Cheese Food Product." Which is composed mostly of some sort of vegetable oil and some "milk solids."

[jahloon]

rob, on Jun 6 2009, 09:42 AM, said:

jahloon, on Jun 6 2009, 09:00 AM, said:

So you just add cheese to everything?

Yep. Cheese on pretty much anything. Cheese fries, cheese steak, ... The slogan that made America the masters of the free world, "Would you like cheese on that?"

Quote

Does it have to be Monterey Jack?

No, no - certainly nothing as high quality as Monterey Jack. To truly be American, it's got to be "American Cheese Food Product." Which is composed mostly of some sort of vegetable oil and some "milk solids."

Well you've just put me off cheese for the foreseeable future.

[gazmungus]

jahloon, on Jun 1 2009, 11:59 PM, said:

OK, I'm trying to loose weight again.

Didn't telling her to piss off work this time?








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