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#1 Kai

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Posted 15 September 2015 - 03:45 AM

And what better way to do that than with a fart..  ...story.

 


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#2 jahloon

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Posted 15 September 2015 - 08:46 AM

Very, very funny. Do remember the evil uncle stories?


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Posted 15 September 2015 - 10:22 PM

Did somebody say bollocks?
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Posted 16 September 2015 - 05:39 AM

"Did you fart on my son?"
"...are you talking to me or pulling my finger?"

or, inspired by dangerous uncle:-

"I'll give you the money for the toy if I can kick the kid in the bollocks..."

If that happened in the UK he'd end up on some perv register  :ninja:


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Posted 16 September 2015 - 11:17 AM

C'mon Gary, I'm sure you could do a good story....


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Posted 16 September 2015 - 05:54 PM

Nurse Mingfelcher would have some input I'm sure......
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Posted 16 September 2015 - 06:20 PM

I must look up that thread, it was very funny.... can anyone else use the "like this" button?


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#8 gazmungus

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Posted 16 September 2015 - 06:32 PM

Hmmm, you want one?

I'll see what I can come up with - I've been wrestling with a novel I started a couple of years back - we'll see  :blink:


Aye Jim, there's Mingfelcher action in it...

Can't seem to quote either ;)


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Posted 16 September 2015 - 08:00 PM

Oh dear, quotes as well.... seems like I'll never get this board working right!


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Posted 18 September 2015 - 11:00 PM

I would love to hear more from nurse Mingfelcher


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Posted 20 September 2015 - 03:08 PM

She has had a promotion, in the aforementioned failed novel, she is Matron Mingfelcher of a 19th century experimental special school for utterly dysfunctional brats from the landed gentry (toffs' loony bin). She's hard, cruel, massively tall and fat, uncompromising but is always right, always wins and is on the "good" side...

I really should finish it but it's rather cheesy...


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Posted 20 September 2015 - 09:36 PM

Carry on - Matron!


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