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#61 gazmungus

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 03:44 PM

Clean trollies!

Haha! Lightweight  :lol:


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 08:51 PM

I love this one - UKIP voters only change their underwear every 10 days, and that's an average!


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Posted 04 December 2016 - 10:30 AM

Oh yeah! What happened about that UKIP fisticuffs thing in Brussels?

Bloody foreigners going over there brawling and clogging up the emergency services...

Anyway...

Dear Aunty,

Is it hole-ly unadvisable to attempt twerking in less than "fresh" chuddies, whether on or off a mantlepeice...

...and, will this harm my chalfonts? 


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Posted 04 December 2016 - 01:01 PM

Corky,

 

Your chalfonts will suffer severe abrasion, esp if wearing a thong. I recommend a pair of Bridjet Jones, sunny side up.

 

Aunty


Play the blues guitar with your soul, but play the fretless guitar with your spirit.
Author of the book "Fretless Guitar The Definitive Guide" fretlessguitar.co.uk




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